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outofcontextdnd:

DM: The bookcase swings open to reveal a dark stairway.

Human Artificer: Guys, we should go slowly. There might be traps.

Warforged Knight: I shove the sac of organs aside and throw myself down the stairs in an attempt to set off any traps.

DM: You arrive at the bottom of the stairs only a little worse for wear. No traps have been set off.

Warforged Knight: IT IS SAFE TO PROCEED MY FLESHY MEATSACK COMPANIONS!

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koda-koala:

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wizardstan:

thirstywhiplash:

andrewcentrism:

nikkidoughnuts:

88floors:

The Cube desktop 3D home printer by 3D Systems

Putting this on the Xmas list!

MASS MARKETED 3D PRINTING IS HAPPENING.

I REPEAT, MASS MARKETED 3D PRINTING IS HAPPENING.

 

DO NOT PRINT A DILDO!

Even the best 3D printers have tiny gaps for bacteria at least, and can cause tiny cuts at worst.

Print a dildo mould and fill it with latex.

Unless you’re printing tiny dildos to put in a bag so when someone is a jerk you can throw tiny dicks at them and tell them to “go eat a dick”.  Then by all means, print tiny dicks.

Wizardstan dropping some knowledge

#Reblogging For Dildo Awarness

Ha!

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stfueverything:

feminismandpugsarelife:

apersnicketylemon:

your-lies-ruin-lives:

prolifeforall:

personhoodusa:

These women are persons, not “exceptions,” not “hard cases,” and certainly not political bargaining chips. And they are changing people’s minds about abortion in cases of rape! Check out their story: http://read.bi/1d05ZYz http://ift.tt/1aQbnOc

As a rape survivor, I will always speak out for those who are raped as well as children conceived through rape.

As a rape survivor, I’ll speak out for victims and their choices to regain their sense of self and well being as they see fit. Their opinions and well being are the only that matter. 

As a rape survivor I will always speak out for survivors of the horrific crime that occured to them. I will also fight tooth and nail to defend the right stripped from me by my rapist and fight for it under every single circumstance.

As a rape survivor I will not pretend to know how they can heal best after their rape as I understand that their rape and my rape are different and that they are also different from me.

As a rape survivor I understand that whether someone chooses to carry the pregnancy and parent, carry and adopt out or seek an abortion that it is none of my business and that the only thing I should be saying is ‘I am here for you and you can talk to me any time you need me to.’

Pardon my angry rant, but as a decent human being, I cannot understand why in their right minds these women chose to make their parents’ rape all about themThat was probably the worst thing that ever happened to them in their lifetime, and they want to make their parents’ choice about them? They can’t talk about using people as political pawns and then turn around and do it to rape victims. Had their parent chosen to abort, they wouldn’t even know, so acting like abortion is some grave injustice that they escaped is incomprehensibly selfish. 

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ourdrunkitchen:

I’m like 99% sure this is my favorite gif of Hannah. x

ourdrunkitchen:

I’m like 99% sure this is my favorite gif of Hannah. x

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internetcurios:

My girlfriend. All the time.

internetcurios:

My girlfriend. All the time.

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"Hold my fucking hand, loser. We’re using the buddy system for the rest of our lives."

- How I’m going to propose  (via jovitaramos)

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howaboutdisney:

YOU DESERVE AN AWARD AND DO U SEE KHAN WATCH HER AS SHE TURNS INTO A WARRIOR IM SCREAMING

howaboutdisney:

YOU DESERVE AN AWARD AND DO U SEE KHAN WATCH HER AS SHE TURNS INTO A WARRIOR IM SCREAMING

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puplife:

friendlycloud:

stfusexists:

vaspim2k13:

This is the kind of world we live in today

If your suggestion as an administrator is to tell a teenage girl to go under the knife instead of telling a teenage boy to respect women, you are in the wrong damn line of work.

That school should be closed.
What a disgrace.

"to stop the harassment pay thousands of dollars to get a surgery you most likely don’t want or need, this will keep us from actually having to do our jobs or be 1/2 decent people that try to get the kids who harass you to change their behavior instead!!!"

puplife:

friendlycloud:

stfusexists:

vaspim2k13:

This is the kind of world we live in today

If your suggestion as an administrator is to tell a teenage girl to go under the knife instead of telling a teenage boy to respect women, you are in the wrong damn line of work.

That school should be closed.

What a disgrace.

"to stop the harassment pay thousands of dollars to get a surgery you most likely don’t want or need, this will keep us from actually having to do our jobs or be 1/2 decent people that try to get the kids who harass you to change their behavior instead!!!"

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